Drunk Meme

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1. Choose a character of yours
2. Have them be drunk as all heck
3. Answer the questions
4. Tag

I shall use Jaquelinne. The poor girl got caught up into a crowd, leading to a party, and now she's gone all loopy...

1. Yo. What's your name?

"Jaqeli- *Hic* Jackson..."

2. What are you drinking? Can I have some? :3

"I dunno what thish shhhtuff is, but-- *hic* --You can have... *Swallows saliva* ...you g'n have all of it..

3. Are you even legally allowed to drink at your age?

"...*Hic* W-what was the quesshhion..?

4. Do you have any crushes on anyone?

"*Giggles, turning into a full-on drunken laughter, as she falls over from the counter. She is now on the floor, holding a half-full bottle.* Heeheeheehee... I looooove your boootsh, maaannn... *Hic*

5. What's their name?

"*Holds up a single finger, just so happening to be her middle finger* I dunno your-- *Hic* --name...

6. I bet you can't tell me your deepest, darkest secret.

"Hahahahah... I can-- *Hic* --tell ya...~ While I'm... *Swallows saliva* while I'm at it, wanna hear my deeeepesht shhecret...?

7. You think you can? Prove it.

"*Begins giggling, and tries to get up from the ground, resulting in a total collapse, and more laughter. She instantly stops laughing as she looks down at her chest, observing her features.* Whaddar-- *Hic* -theshe...? Ohhhh, they're BOOBIES, hahahahah~

8. Do you realize what you've just said?

"I jusssaid... *Swallows saliva* ...the mossht amazing thing eveeerrrrr..."

9. Your crush is trying to kiss you right now.

"Well... *She successfully gets up, red-faced and smiling drunkenly.* He can go kissh my SOCKS!!

10. Just kidding~ <3

"I don't want any kidssh, or kidding..."

11. Do you have any mancrushes/girlcrushes?

"Hahahahah! You-- *Hic* --said "mancrushes~!"

12. Who is Batman's secret identity?

"Shwoobatman ish... *Swallows saliva* He'sh Robin...

13. Who do you think could be the god?

"*Shouts loudly* ALL PRAISE ARCEUSH HE'S *Hic* so amazin...

14. Who is Superman's secret identity?

"The bartender can be Sshuperman if he wanted..."

15. What's your secret identity?

"I'm sshecretly a TIRTOUGA!! Look at my finnies~ *She waves her free arm, which is a wide, flat one, similar to a fin*"

16. Are you getting hangover yet?

"Oh, Arceussh, mah head ish gettin' all... *Swallows saliva* ...all hurty..."

17. Need some medicine?

"Sshome medicine would be *Hic* OW... nisshe..."

18. Would you feel better if your crush cuddled you while you rested?

"I want Dillon, he'sh sho warm and fuzzy... *HIC* OOOOWWWW..."

19. Feel better. It was fun talking to you~

"*Starts laughing again, as if her hangover wasn't happening* HAHAHAHAHA *HIC* OOWWWW--HAHAHAHAHAH... Uhhh... *Falls over on the floor, giving a heavy snoring sound*"

20. Now, tag someone.

Nah, I'll leave this open for whoever wants to use it. *Gently strokes Jaquelinne's back as she sleeps, before picking her up and carrying her out of there* Get some rest, Jaquelinne, and don't EVER do that again...